In Nickelodeon's kids choice awards there's going to be a huge blood storm once they show their results. I can't wait to get my fail meter ready. Because at that rate, it'll gain a high chance of cancellation.

It's 2010, the new decade, and this decade will be our Doom unless we try to eliminate the pathetic teen culture that this continent is being infested by.

Hope you're all prepared for this horde.

First: They became more restricted in content
Second: They canceled Invader Zim
Third: They canceled most of the good shows.
Forth: They added mediocre programs.
Then: They canceled every single show that reached one year in existence.
NOW: They're going to ruin this year's kids' choice awards by putting mediocre teen programs, the couple from Twilight and the Jonas brothers band along with more mediocre couples, programs, movies and bands, not to mention irrelevant teen guys as picks to see who's the cutest which turns the KCA2010 into the girls' choice awards 2010.

That's it! I had it with nickelodeon's bullshit! It's becoming worse than Disney! Seriously, what is wrong with these kids these days?! Why would I call this year "kids' choice awards" if nothing in this event even qualifies as KCA material?!

It looks like I have no choice but to get prepared:

Gear:

20W Mind helmet w/lead shell
200N Exo skeleton
200 layer nano body armor
Double genetics
200W chain saw

Ammo:

25mm 2500J bullets
40mm 12500J shells
25kJ 10m,radius grenades
125kJ 5sub cluster grenades
50kJ 20m,radius missiles
250kJ 5sub cluster missiles
100kJ laser energy
200kJ plasma energy

Weapons:

Hand cannon
Scatter cannon
Machine cannon
Scatter machine cannon
Grenade launcher
Cluster grenade launcher
Grenade machine cannon
Cluster grenade machine cannon
Missile launcher
Cluster missile launcher
Missile machine cannon
Cluster missile machine cannon
Laser rifle (rapid fire)
Laser cannon (charge)
Plasma rifle (rapid fire)
Plasma cannon (charge)

It's time to bring the DooM to this monstrosity once and for all and put everything back in its place.

IS BULLSHIT!!!

It's not the end of the world, the Maya never predicted the end of the world, and the only thing that's going to end is their calender when it reaches 1Piktun (13.0.0.0.0 long count), nothing else. . .

Start rejecting pop culture, forget about Planet-X and Nostradamus and get over it you retards as you're the ones who put tons of bullshit into the Maya's mouth with the planet-X and Nostradamus bullshit that's not even true at all.

Anyways, what I find interesting about the Maya are the numeric system and the Long count.

The numeric system is vigesimal:

0 = 0
1 = .
2 = :
3 = .:
4 = ::
5 = l
6 = .l
7 = :l
8 = .:l
9 = ::l
10 = ll
11 = .ll
12 = :ll
13 = .:ll
14 = ::ll
15 = lll
16 = .lll
17 = :lll
18 = .:lll
19 = ::lll
20 = . 0

And this is how the calender works and how you read it:

1Kin = 1day
1Uinal = 20days (20Kins)
1Tun = 360days (18Uinals)
1Kaktun = 7200days (20Tuns)
1Baktun = 144000days (20Kaktuns)
1Piktun = 1872000days (13Baktuns)

Ex: 13Baktun, 0Kaktun, 0Tun, 0Uinal, 0Kin = 1Piktun, 0Baktun, 0Kaktun, 0Tun, 0Uinal, 0Kin
1Piktun = 5125.36 Gregorian years

This post was made in :ll Baktun, ::lll Kaktun, :lll Tun, : Uinal, l Kin (12.19.17.2.5) (day 1870965) (Feb/20/2010)

I got bored so I decided to make a table of measurements of data starting from bits to yottabytes:

Basic:
bit (b): one digit in binary (2^x)
crumb: 2bits
nybble: 2crumbs
byte (B): 2nybbles
short sentence: 2bytes
long sentence/single line: 2short sentences
double line: 2single lines
paragraph: 2double lines
page: 16paragraphs
sector: 2pages
chapter: 8sectors
plane: 16chapters

2^10-based (1024) bits(b) and bytes(B): 8bits = 1byte
kilo (K): 2^10
mega (M): 2^20
giga (G): 2^30
tera (T): 2^40
peta (P): 2^50
exa (E): 2^60
zetta (Z): 2^70
yotta (Y): 2^80

metric (1000) bits(b) and bytes(B): 8bits = 1byte
kilo (k): 10^3
mega (m): 10^6
giga (g): 10^9
tera (t): 10^12
peta (p): 10^15
exa (e): 10^18
zetta (z): 10^21
yotta (y): 10^24

memory banks:
1bit-memory bank: 2bytes
2bit-memory bank: 4bytes
3bit-memory bank: 8bytes
4bit-memory bank: 16bytes
6bit-memory bank: 64bytes
8bit-memory bank: 256bytes
12bit-memory bank: 4KB
16bit-memory bank: 64KB
24bit-memory bank: 16MB
32bit-memory bank: 4GB
48bit-memory bank: 256TB
64bit-memory bank: 16EB
96bit-memory bank: 64KYB
128bit-memory bank: 256TYB
internet: infinite amounts of data

Binary: 1bit
1=1
10=2
100=4
1000=8
etc.

Quadary: 2bit
1=1
2=2
3=3
10=4
100=16
1000=64
etc.

Octal: 3bit
1=1
2=2
3=3
4=4
5=5
6=6
7=7
10=8
100=64
1000=512
etc.

Hexadecimal: 4bit
1=1
2=2
3=3
4=4
5=5
6=6
7=7
8=8
9=9
A=10
B=11
C=12
D=13
E=14
F=15
10=16
100=256
1000=4096

6bit:
Hexadecimal: 40
Octal: 100

8bit:
Hexadecimal: 100
Octal: 400

12bit:
Hexadecimal: 1000

16bit: Hex^4
24bit: Hex^6
32bit: Hex^8
48bit: Hex^12
64bit: Hex^16
96bit: Hex^24
128bit: Hex^32

I even put the computer numeric systems, although quadary doesn't exist.

B- |10|)
|7|G |5|W

What voting power can you get ones you've reached Lv60?

Is it:

A: 10
B: 12
C: 15
D: 20
E: 30
or
F: 60

Ansuer this question with these letters or 2 of them, if the're next to each other and I'll know and its not infinity, ok? Just use the letters(if 1 or 2 if the number is inbeteen A-B, B-C, C-D, D-E or E-F. please choose).