The results for the kid's fail awards is finally here! Let's see how much the worst kids choice awards failed so miserably!

Favorite movie actor:
Taylor Lautner

A guy from a shitty movie called twilight new moon. Pathetic. . . Fail +1

Favorite TV show:
iCarly

Not much to say, at least the rest of the other choices of TV shows were a lot worse and horrible.

Favorite Reality TV show:
American Idol

At least this was a decent choice I would slightly agree with.

Favorite cartoon:
Spongebob Squarepants

Why isn't it the legendary nicktoon that was the shit back then.

Favorite TV actress:
Selena Gomez

Two things I can say is that she's a year older than me and she's part of Disney. But then again Disney fails due to teen culture infestation so it looks like I have no other choice but to accuse this teen that she's a shitty actress. Fail +1

Favorite Animated movie:
UP!

Seriously? UP? That shitty sad movie? Every time the old man kept seeing a picture of his wife and cries most of the duration of the movie (in my opinion), it pisses me off, even my whole family didn't like the movie so they were pissed at my cousin for making them watch the movie. Fail +1

Favorite Music group (or band or what ever):
Black Eyed Peas

I kind of liked this band only because of the "I gotta feeling" song. Nothing else. TAKE THAT PATHETIC JONAS BROTHERS!!! SUCK MY COCK YOU STUPID JONAS FAN GIRLS!!!

Favorite Male athlete:
Ryan Sheckler

I don't have to complain sense I'm not a sports fan, although they had a reason to divide the favorite athlete in genders.

Cutest couple(wait, what?):
Jacob and Bella

Nothing to say about this couple, but to tell you the truth, Nick is for kids, not stupid teen wanna be(s) who talk too much in the cell phone and think of pointless and stupid cute boys all day. Seriously, do you think a kid would give two shits about couples?! Fail category +2

Favorite Voice actor:
Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey is really funny, so I have nothing to complain here.

Favorite TV actor:
Dylan Sprouse

Hmm. . . . . Well, at least he's a kid and he was from at least decent or good movie.

Favorite singers:
Jay-Z, Taylor Swift

Nothing to say here.

Favorite movie actress:
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)

Miley Cyrus is a cheesy, mediocre, retarded cunt. Her jokes were stupid and not funny, her music is shitty pop, and her dream is to open a skate park even if there's millions of skate parks in this continent. Building a skate park is nothing big to begin with, grow up, you dumb cunt. Fail +1

Favorite Female athlete:
Missy May Treanor

Again, I'm not a sports fan, so nothing to say.

Favorite Song:
"You belong with me" by Taylor Swift

I haven't heard the song, but it wouldn't matter anyways.

Big help award goes to:
Michelle Obama

Huh?

Favorite Movie:
Alvin and the chipmunks: the squeakuel

The movie was kinda shitty, but not as shitty as Twilight. TAKE THAT, PATHETIC TWILIGHT!!! SUCK MY COCK YOU STUPID TWILIGHT FAN GIRLS!!! At least the awarded movie was a kids movie.

Favorite video game:
Mario kart

I expected some other Mario game better than this one, but that's okay, at least they didn't pick that shitty blue rodent Sonic the Hedgehog, or should I say "IRONIC THE SHIT HOG". Sonic is dead, and so is the franchise.

Favorite book:
Diary of a wimpy kid

It's okay to read books and this book actually qualifies as KCA material, not as bad as the Twilight book. YET MORE DAMAGE TO THE TWILIGHT FRANCHISE!!! TAKE THAT TWILIGHT!!!

Other:
Some fat guy from King of Queens, which is good, and there was slime which is also good, but the people who trashed the party were the "cute" boys who dropped in. Fail +2

Now, I'm said this once: Nick is for kids (boys and girls) not pointless girl teen wannabes, and would a kid give a flying fuck about these "cute" boys? No, they wouldn't, because these boys have no importance for the children because they're not entertainment. We need to talk to the stupid new president of Nickelodeon and tell her that all she does, is throw pointless teen drama, and that pointless teen drama does not good entertainment make.

Final result of my fail meter: 8/10 very bad

It appears that the pathetic Twilight and Jonas fan girls have finally lost this fight, that will teach their lesson for judging a book by its cover. But the scenery was a big failure to the world of Nickelodeon due to irrelevance to children by the sickening teen culture.

In Nickelodeon's kids choice awards there's going to be a huge blood storm once they show their results. I can't wait to get my fail meter ready. Because at that rate, it'll gain a high chance of cancellation.

It's 2010, the new decade, and this decade will be our Doom unless we try to eliminate the pathetic teen culture that this continent is being infested by.

Hope you're all prepared for this horde.

First: They became more restricted in content
Second: They canceled Invader Zim
Third: They canceled most of the good shows.
Forth: They added mediocre programs.
Then: They canceled every single show that reached one year in existence.
NOW: They're going to ruin this year's kids' choice awards by putting mediocre teen programs, the couple from Twilight and the Jonas brothers band along with more mediocre couples, programs, movies and bands, not to mention irrelevant teen guys as picks to see who's the cutest which turns the KCA2010 into the girls' choice awards 2010.

That's it! I had it with nickelodeon's bullshit! It's becoming worse than Disney! Seriously, what is wrong with these kids these days?! Why would I call this year "kids' choice awards" if nothing in this event even qualifies as KCA material?!

It looks like I have no choice but to get prepared:

Gear:

20W Mind helmet w/lead shell
200N Exo skeleton
200 layer nano body armor
Double genetics
200W chain saw

Ammo:

25mm 2500J bullets
40mm 12500J shells
25kJ 10m,radius grenades
125kJ 5sub cluster grenades
50kJ 20m,radius missiles
250kJ 5sub cluster missiles
100kJ laser energy
200kJ plasma energy

Weapons:

Hand cannon
Scatter cannon
Machine cannon
Scatter machine cannon
Grenade launcher
Cluster grenade launcher
Grenade machine cannon
Cluster grenade machine cannon
Missile launcher
Cluster missile launcher
Missile machine cannon
Cluster missile machine cannon
Laser rifle (rapid fire)
Laser cannon (charge)
Plasma rifle (rapid fire)
Plasma cannon (charge)

It's time to bring the DooM to this monstrosity once and for all and put everything back in its place.

IS BULLSHIT!!!

It's not the end of the world, the Maya never predicted the end of the world, and the only thing that's going to end is their calender when it reaches 1Piktun (13.0.0.0.0 long count), nothing else. . .

Start rejecting pop culture, forget about Planet-X and Nostradamus and get over it you retards as you're the ones who put tons of bullshit into the Maya's mouth with the planet-X and Nostradamus bullshit that's not even true at all.

Anyways, what I find interesting about the Maya are the numeric system and the Long count.

The numeric system is vigesimal:

0 = 0
1 = .
2 = :
3 = .:
4 = ::
5 = l
6 = .l
7 = :l
8 = .:l
9 = ::l
10 = ll
11 = .ll
12 = :ll
13 = .:ll
14 = ::ll
15 = lll
16 = .lll
17 = :lll
18 = .:lll
19 = ::lll
20 = . 0

And this is how the calender works and how you read it:

1Kin = 1day
1Uinal = 20days (20Kins)
1Tun = 360days (18Uinals)
1Kaktun = 7200days (20Tuns)
1Baktun = 144000days (20Kaktuns)
1Piktun = 1872000days (13Baktuns)

Ex: 13Baktun, 0Kaktun, 0Tun, 0Uinal, 0Kin = 1Piktun, 0Baktun, 0Kaktun, 0Tun, 0Uinal, 0Kin
1Piktun = 5125.36 Gregorian years

This post was made in :ll Baktun, ::lll Kaktun, :lll Tun, : Uinal, l Kin (12.19.17.2.5) (day 1870965) (Feb/20/2010)

I got bored so I decided to make a table of measurements of data starting from bits to yottabytes:

Basic:
bit (b): one digit in binary (2^x)
crumb: 2bits
nybble: 2crumbs
byte (B): 2nybbles
short sentence: 2bytes
long sentence/single line: 2short sentences
double line: 2single lines
paragraph: 2double lines
page: 16paragraphs
sector: 2pages
chapter: 8sectors
plane: 16chapters

2^10-based (1024) bits(b) and bytes(B): 8bits = 1byte
kilo (K): 2^10
mega (M): 2^20
giga (G): 2^30
tera (T): 2^40
peta (P): 2^50
exa (E): 2^60
zetta (Z): 2^70
yotta (Y): 2^80

metric (1000) bits(b) and bytes(B): 8bits = 1byte
kilo (k): 10^3
mega (m): 10^6
giga (g): 10^9
tera (t): 10^12
peta (p): 10^15
exa (e): 10^18
zetta (z): 10^21
yotta (y): 10^24

memory banks:
1bit-memory bank: 2bytes
2bit-memory bank: 4bytes
3bit-memory bank: 8bytes
4bit-memory bank: 16bytes
6bit-memory bank: 64bytes
8bit-memory bank: 256bytes
12bit-memory bank: 4KB
16bit-memory bank: 64KB
24bit-memory bank: 16MB
32bit-memory bank: 4GB
48bit-memory bank: 256TB
64bit-memory bank: 16EB
96bit-memory bank: 64KYB
128bit-memory bank: 256TYB
internet: infinite amounts of data

Binary: 1bit
1=1
10=2
100=4
1000=8
etc.

Quadary: 2bit
1=1
2=2
3=3
10=4
100=16
1000=64
etc.

Octal: 3bit
1=1
2=2
3=3
4=4
5=5
6=6
7=7
10=8
100=64
1000=512
etc.

Hexadecimal: 4bit
1=1
2=2
3=3
4=4
5=5
6=6
7=7
8=8
9=9
A=10
B=11
C=12
D=13
E=14
F=15
10=16
100=256
1000=4096

6bit:
Hexadecimal: 40
Octal: 100

8bit:
Hexadecimal: 100
Octal: 400

12bit:
Hexadecimal: 1000

16bit: Hex^4
24bit: Hex^6
32bit: Hex^8
48bit: Hex^12
64bit: Hex^16
96bit: Hex^24
128bit: Hex^32

I even put the computer numeric systems, although quadary doesn't exist.

B- |10|)
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What voting power can you get ones you've reached Lv60?

Is it:

A: 10
B: 12
C: 15
D: 20
E: 30
or
F: 60

Ansuer this question with these letters or 2 of them, if the're next to each other and I'll know and its not infinity, ok? Just use the letters(if 1 or 2 if the number is inbeteen A-B, B-C, C-D, D-E or E-F. please choose).