First: They became more restricted in content
Second: They canceled Invader Zim
Third: They canceled most of the good shows.
Forth: They added mediocre programs.
Then: They canceled every single show that reached one year in existence.
NOW: They're going to ruin this year's kids' choice awards by putting mediocre teen programs, the couple from Twilight and the Jonas brothers band along with more mediocre couples, programs, movies and bands, not to mention irrelevant teen guys as picks to see who's the cutest which turns the KCA2010 into the girls' choice awards 2010.

That's it! I had it with nickelodeon's bullshit! It's becoming worse than Disney! Seriously, what is wrong with these kids these days?! Why would I call this year "kids' choice awards" if nothing in this event even qualifies as KCA material?!

It looks like I have no choice but to get prepared:

Gear:

20W Mind helmet w/lead shell
200N Exo skeleton
200 layer nano body armor
Double genetics
200W chain saw

Ammo:

25mm 2500J bullets
40mm 12500J shells
25kJ 10m,radius grenades
125kJ 5sub cluster grenades
50kJ 20m,radius missiles
250kJ 5sub cluster missiles
100kJ laser energy
200kJ plasma energy

Weapons:

Hand cannon
Scatter cannon
Machine cannon
Scatter machine cannon
Grenade launcher
Cluster grenade launcher
Grenade machine cannon
Cluster grenade machine cannon
Missile launcher
Cluster missile launcher
Missile machine cannon
Cluster missile machine cannon
Laser rifle (rapid fire)
Laser cannon (charge)
Plasma rifle (rapid fire)
Plasma cannon (charge)

It's time to bring the DooM to this monstrosity once and for all and put everything back in its place.