The results for the kid's fail awards is finally here! Let's see how much the worst kids choice awards failed so miserably!

Favorite movie actor:
Taylor Lautner

A guy from a shitty movie called twilight new moon. Pathetic. . . Fail +1

Favorite TV show:
iCarly

Not much to say, at least the rest of the other choices of TV shows were a lot worse and horrible.

Favorite Reality TV show:
American Idol

At least this was a decent choice I would slightly agree with.

Favorite cartoon:
Spongebob Squarepants

Why isn't it the legendary nicktoon that was the shit back then.

Favorite TV actress:
Selena Gomez

Two things I can say is that she's a year older than me and she's part of Disney. But then again Disney fails due to teen culture infestation so it looks like I have no other choice but to accuse this teen that she's a shitty actress. Fail +1

Favorite Animated movie:
UP!

Seriously? UP? That shitty sad movie? Every time the old man kept seeing a picture of his wife and cries most of the duration of the movie (in my opinion), it pisses me off, even my whole family didn't like the movie so they were pissed at my cousin for making them watch the movie. Fail +1

Favorite Music group (or band or what ever):
Black Eyed Peas

I kind of liked this band only because of the "I gotta feeling" song. Nothing else. TAKE THAT PATHETIC JONAS BROTHERS!!! SUCK MY COCK YOU STUPID JONAS FAN GIRLS!!!

Favorite Male athlete:
Ryan Sheckler

I don't have to complain sense I'm not a sports fan, although they had a reason to divide the favorite athlete in genders.

Cutest couple(wait, what?):
Jacob and Bella

Nothing to say about this couple, but to tell you the truth, Nick is for kids, not stupid teen wanna be(s) who talk too much in the cell phone and think of pointless and stupid cute boys all day. Seriously, do you think a kid would give two shits about couples?! Fail category +2

Favorite Voice actor:
Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey is really funny, so I have nothing to complain here.

Favorite TV actor:
Dylan Sprouse

Hmm. . . . . Well, at least he's a kid and he was from at least decent or good movie.

Favorite singers:
Jay-Z, Taylor Swift

Nothing to say here.

Favorite movie actress:
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)

Miley Cyrus is a cheesy, mediocre, retarded cunt. Her jokes were stupid and not funny, her music is shitty pop, and her dream is to open a skate park even if there's millions of skate parks in this continent. Building a skate park is nothing big to begin with, grow up, you dumb cunt. Fail +1

Favorite Female athlete:
Missy May Treanor

Again, I'm not a sports fan, so nothing to say.

Favorite Song:
"You belong with me" by Taylor Swift

I haven't heard the song, but it wouldn't matter anyways.

Big help award goes to:
Michelle Obama

Huh?

Favorite Movie:
Alvin and the chipmunks: the squeakuel

The movie was kinda shitty, but not as shitty as Twilight. TAKE THAT, PATHETIC TWILIGHT!!! SUCK MY COCK YOU STUPID TWILIGHT FAN GIRLS!!! At least the awarded movie was a kids movie.

Favorite video game:
Mario kart

I expected some other Mario game better than this one, but that's okay, at least they didn't pick that shitty blue rodent Sonic the Hedgehog, or should I say "IRONIC THE SHIT HOG". Sonic is dead, and so is the franchise.

Favorite book:
Diary of a wimpy kid

It's okay to read books and this book actually qualifies as KCA material, not as bad as the Twilight book. YET MORE DAMAGE TO THE TWILIGHT FRANCHISE!!! TAKE THAT TWILIGHT!!!

Other:
Some fat guy from King of Queens, which is good, and there was slime which is also good, but the people who trashed the party were the "cute" boys who dropped in. Fail +2

Now, I'm said this once: Nick is for kids (boys and girls) not pointless girl teen wannabes, and would a kid give a flying fuck about these "cute" boys? No, they wouldn't, because these boys have no importance for the children because they're not entertainment. We need to talk to the stupid new president of Nickelodeon and tell her that all she does, is throw pointless teen drama, and that pointless teen drama does not good entertainment make.

Final result of my fail meter: 8/10 very bad

It appears that the pathetic Twilight and Jonas fan girls have finally lost this fight, that will teach their lesson for judging a book by its cover. But the scenery was a big failure to the world of Nickelodeon due to irrelevance to children by the sickening teen culture.