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Posted by Eltro2kneo - August 6th, 2010

Don't you get tired of people giving you EVERYTHING you didn't ask for nor like?

And most of the time, they don't tell you what the food looks like nor what it has.

You have to be VERY specific with your meal, because if you don't, you'll get what you think is shit. For instants, I wanted a burger (I don't like salads nor cheese in it), and then YOU GET A BURGER WITH EVERYTHING IN IT WITHOUT SHOWING WHAT IT HAS IN IT AND WITHOUT SPECIFYING HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THE BURGER!!! I kept making this bullshit mistake in every first try.

At some restaurants, the people who work there are retarded, they can easily fuck up your meal till it tastes like raw shit. Sometimes it's not the worker's fault for making the food taste like shit, instead, it could be the food for not being fresh.

Don't you get tired of this bullshit? Then take my advice: STOP GOING TO RESTAURANTS, and go to the stores to buy food for home instead, that way you wont be disappointed by these retards who can't work in a restaurant.

It's a good idea to stop going since every restaurant is bad for your health, there's no point in going on.

Posted by Eltro2kneo - August 4th, 2010

I'm 17 and now I'm sad. :(

Btw, this is the first time I made a post this short.

Posted by Eltro2kneo - July 6th, 2010

For those who are familiar with "the rules of the internet", I'm here to tell all of you why is it fake and childish by reading every rule and write commentaries beneath.

But before I start, "the rules of the internet" were only written by an uneducated child who only jerks off to porn in a daily bases and chain messaged this abomination of text to everyone to actually believe this fallacy. A lot of these rules are very stupid, pointless and have no connection to the real meaning and main purpose of the internet that all of these childish rules are not real and must not be used for many reasons.

I'll tell you this once and I wont repeat. The internet was not made just for porn you childish sick fucks, it was made for large sources of information and media. And no, it doesn't have "80% porn" that is overestimating the amount with only the number of hits it has.

The entire internet has 2 Billion websites and pornography only has 50 Million. That's nothing near 80% of the internet, children, instead that's 2% of the internet. Ironic, don't you think? I say that's pathetic compared those 2 Billion.

So without further a due, I'm going to review these pathetic nonexistent rules you speak of:

1: Do not talk about /b/.
And what happens if we talk about /b/? Nothing, the subject about Anonymous people is very interesting. Don't tell me you got this "/b/" from a chan site.

2: Do NOT talk about /b/.
You already have this rule, it's pointless to repeat it.

3: We are Anonymous.
Not everyone who use the internet is an anonymous, we all have names for profiles. How can this be a rule, it doesn't pose anything to be a rule at all. We are Ermac.

4: Anonymous are legion.
Another rule that's not even a rule, just another description about Anonymous people, which contradicts rules 1 and 2.

5: Anonymous never forgives.
Yet another rule that describes the anonymous, this one is a bit more of a rule than the previous ones. However, this rule only corrupts the behavior of a human, so it must not be tolerated.

6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
It's possible for someone to be an asshole, but you shouldn't, it only corrupts you.

7: Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Not all sites an anonymous can deliver in.

8: There are no real rules about posting.
As long as there are no administrators. But there are no real rules for the internet either.

9: There are no real rules about moderation either -enjoy your ban.
Wow a rule that contradicts itself in saying "Enjoy your ban", where you can actually get banned and there are rules.

10: If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T.
It's unwise to have rules that control your way of liking.

11: All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
That's not completely true, you can pick any argument you'd like without being ignored.

12: Anything you say can be used against you.
This only occurs in an argument with a troll not with everyone else.

13: Anything you say can be turn into something else - fixed
Only in Wiki sites and editable sites, nowhere else.

14: Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.
Trolls are nothing but people who want attention and negative responses. You must identify the troll before arguing.

15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Definitely a false moral. When you try hard enough, it will increase the chances of success, like the word "definitely" I was trying to spell it right as hard as I could until I succeeded.

16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
This however, makes no sense. How can some one fail and win a fail?

17: Every win fails eventually
If it gets beaten by something bigger or its new stuff is incompatible that is.

18: Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
You mean like a shitty movie with "good anime" label? Saw that in Dragon Ball Evolution.

19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
This is really not true, when something is severely hated, it loses support, it doesn't gain it from the haters, it's only gained from the fans.

20: Nothing is to be taking seriously.
Oh, you mean like these rules? Wow, that really kills it. But seriously (LOL), there's a lot of things to be taken seriously, like internet news, relevant information, big companies, site property, viruses, etc.

21: Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
This tells me that whoever wrote this, lacked patience.

22: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Cut n' paste is only made for cloning the same information, not for ridiculous shit like this.

23: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Did you have to repeat?

24: Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
This one is trying to be funny, but it's not. It's not true either. Not always a repost of a repost, it rarely happens.

25: Relation to the original topic decreases with every post.
That's if you change the subject. The number of post does not affect the post relativity.

26: Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated.
A topic is unrelated? To what? This rule is missing something.

27: Always question a person's sexual prefrences without any real reason.
This is unnecessary, why do something for no reason? I also noted that this kid doesn't know how to spell "preferences" right.

28: Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
Why question someone's gender? That has no relevance at all.

29: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
How pathetic, using infinity-type words (Every, All, None, Always, Never) does not make this rule valid.

30: There are no girls on the internet.
This is completely not true, I have friends that are girls and have Face Book accounts.

31: TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
Very pathetic, there are thousands of other things in the internet than just pornography you inept child who refuses to look at anything else but porn.

32: You must have pictures to prove your statements.
You must also have common sense to judge your statements properly. And your childish rules are just text. However, pictures only apply in evidential discussions.

33: Lurk more - it's never enough.
This only downgrades your physical attributes and it's unhealthy to be in front of the screen 24/7 without any short break from it. Although you learn a lot of relevance from the internet if you don't waste it all on one thing, porn.

Of course, the most famous Rule34: There is no porn of it, no exceptions.
This rule claims to have any connection with the main purpose of the internet, yet it fails drastically resulting in uneducated fappers that only use the internet for the most irrelevant source ever known, porn. No porn is necessary for a certain franchise, honestly. So don't be forced by these pathetic rules that a child made.

35: If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.
Another pathetic rule that is really unnecessary to follow. You don't need to make porn if there's none of it at the time. This rule only applies to porn sites, which take 2% of the entire internet. O' the sweet irony for these porn fags.

36: There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
Fucked up shit I just saw? You mean THESE RULES? Another thing that kills it. So far this childish "rules of the internet" bullshit really laughs at itself.

37: You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
What does this have anything to do with the internet? None

38: No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
The only thing limitless in the internet is its data storage, nothing else, and what sky?

No. All caps is only considered yelling, that's not cool.

Steer what?

41: Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
Desu has nothing related to the internet, so that makes this rule completely invalid

42: Nothing is sacred.
Yet another invalid rule? So far, these "rules" are not important rules at all.

43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
This only increases the number of pointless trolls.

44: Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
Positive Japanese things do not make you a wapanese unless you want to be a Japanese yourself. This is also a sign of discrimination

45: When one sees a lion, one must get into the car

46: There is always furry porn of it.
Not true, not always.

47: The pool is always closed.
Congratulations porn-fag child, you have made the STUPIDEST RULES FOR THE INTERNET EVER MADE AND CHAIN MESSAGED. End of story.

What's the final results for these pathetic childish rules that are nonexistent?
1: Unnecessary
2: Stupid
3: Redundant
4: Irrelevant
5: Obviously fake and not real for how ridiculous they are.

When you see these rules or one of them, please avoid them at all costs as they have no logical reasoning and are only made by a kid who lives in a basement watching nothing but porn and refuses to watch something else and can't understand the real purpose of the internet.

Because the truth is, there are no rules in the internet, you can make whatever website you want and add whatever rules you want to your own site. You don't need a retard to govern the internet with these stupid rules at the top, because they're meaningless.

So do what ever you want and make any website you want.

Posted by Eltro2kneo - June 4th, 2010

Welcome to How To Block Justin Bieber:

Eltro Mato here will teach how to block that pathetic pop kid once and for all with an easy step by step:

#1: Go to this link: Shaved Bieber
#2: Download the app for your computer
#3: Enjoy the amusement of Bieber censorship

You will no longer see his name mentioned nor his photos seen (well, most of the photos) in the lower regions of the internet and you're Justin Bieber free.

If you have a girl friend or a sister who likes Justin Bieber and she mite use your computer, she will be shocked and lost trying to find him (If the pictures don't show and the safety's on that is).


Posted by Eltro2kneo - April 2nd, 2010

Not only Nickelodeon has failed to be a good, fun kids channel, but it was Viacom who's failing.

A large corrupt corporation that owns Nickelodeon and has let the channel fall apart with pointless teen drama and distorted values being fed to kids, it removed over 160,000 "fair use" uploads(uploads made by children who watched Nickelodeon until 2005 it started to suck), is investing billions of dollars on 63,000 (ignoring the other 97,000 uploads on You Tube). They claim they removed 60 - 70 uploads by mistake, without realizing they removed 160,000 by mistake. They also make toys that are poorly designed and too sexual to a child's education and they don't realize they made horrible toys that teach kids the wrong thing. They made secret account to fool people to upload Viacom material so that they remove more.

It turns out that Nickelodeon was nothing but a fallacy and a decoy to distract us. It's wasn't a real channel at all, it was dead since the year 2002 (When Invader Zim was canceled).

Viacom needs to be taken down before all the kids die.

Posted by Eltro2kneo - March 28th, 2010

The results for the kid's fail awards is finally here! Let's see how much the worst kids choice awards failed so miserably!

Favorite movie actor:
Taylor Lautner

A guy from a shitty movie called twilight new moon. Pathetic. . . Fail +1

Favorite TV show:

Not much to say, at least the rest of the other choices of TV shows were a lot worse and horrible.

Favorite Reality TV show:
American Idol

At least this was a decent choice I would slightly agree with.

Favorite cartoon:
Spongebob Squarepants

Why isn't it the legendary nicktoon that was the shit back then.

Favorite TV actress:
Selena Gomez

Two things I can say is that she's a year older than me and she's part of Disney. But then again Disney fails due to teen culture infestation so it looks like I have no other choice but to accuse this teen that she's a shitty actress. Fail +1

Favorite Animated movie:

Seriously? UP? That shitty sad movie? Every time the old man kept seeing a picture of his wife and cries most of the duration of the movie (in my opinion), it pisses me off, even my whole family didn't like the movie so they were pissed at my cousin for making them watch the movie. Fail +1

Favorite Music group (or band or what ever):
Black Eyed Peas

I kind of liked this band only because of the "I gotta feeling" song. Nothing else. TAKE THAT PATHETIC JONAS BROTHERS!!! SUCK MY COCK YOU STUPID JONAS FAN GIRLS!!!

Favorite Male athlete:
Ryan Sheckler

I don't have to complain sense I'm not a sports fan, although they had a reason to divide the favorite athlete in genders.

Cutest couple(wait, what?):
Jacob and Bella

Nothing to say about this couple, but to tell you the truth, Nick is for kids, not stupid teen wanna be(s) who talk too much in the cell phone and think of pointless and stupid cute boys all day. Seriously, do you think a kid would give two shits about couples?! Fail category +2

Favorite Voice actor:
Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey is really funny, so I have nothing to complain here.

Favorite TV actor:
Dylan Sprouse

Hmm. . . . . Well, at least he's a kid and he was from at least decent or good movie.

Favorite singers:
Jay-Z, Taylor Swift

Nothing to say here.

Favorite movie actress:
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)

Miley Cyrus is a cheesy, mediocre, retarded cunt. Her jokes were stupid and not funny, her music is shitty pop, and her dream is to open a skate park even if there's millions of skate parks in this continent. Building a skate park is nothing big to begin with, grow up, you dumb cunt. Fail +1

Favorite Female athlete:
Missy May Treanor

Again, I'm not a sports fan, so nothing to say.

Favorite Song:
"You belong with me" by Taylor Swift

I haven't heard the song, but it wouldn't matter anyways.

Big help award goes to:
Michelle Obama


Favorite Movie:
Alvin and the chipmunks: the squeakuel

The movie was kinda shitty, but not as shitty as Twilight. TAKE THAT, PATHETIC TWILIGHT!!! SUCK MY COCK YOU STUPID TWILIGHT FAN GIRLS!!! At least the awarded movie was a kids movie.

Favorite video game:
Mario kart

I expected some other Mario game better than this one, but that's okay, at least they didn't pick that shitty blue rodent Sonic the Hedgehog, or should I say "IRONIC THE SHIT HOG". Sonic is dead, and so is the franchise.

Favorite book:
Diary of a wimpy kid

It's okay to read books and this book actually qualifies as KCA material, not as bad as the Twilight book. YET MORE DAMAGE TO THE TWILIGHT FRANCHISE!!! TAKE THAT TWILIGHT!!!

Some fat guy from King of Queens, which is good, and there was slime which is also good, but the people who trashed the party were the "cute" boys who dropped in. Fail +2

Now, I'm said this once: Nick is for kids (boys and girls) not pointless girl teen wannabes, and would a kid give a flying fuck about these "cute" boys? No, they wouldn't, because these boys have no importance for the children because they're not entertainment. We need to talk to the stupid new president of Nickelodeon and tell her that all she does, is throw pointless teen drama, and that pointless teen drama does not good entertainment make.

Final result of my fail meter: 8/10 very bad

It appears that the pathetic Twilight and Jonas fan girls have finally lost this fight, that will teach their lesson for judging a book by its cover. But the scenery was a big failure to the world of Nickelodeon due to irrelevance to children by the sickening teen culture.

Posted by Eltro2kneo - March 13th, 2010

In Nickelodeon's kids choice awards there's going to be a huge blood storm once they show their results. I can't wait to get my fail meter ready. Because at that rate, it'll gain a high chance of cancellation.

It's 2010, the new decade, and this decade will be our Doom unless we try to eliminate the pathetic teen culture that this continent is being infested by.

Hope you're all prepared for this horde.

Posted by Eltro2kneo - February 28th, 2010

First: They became more restricted in content
Second: They canceled Invader Zim
Third: They canceled most of the good shows.
Forth: They added mediocre programs.
Then: They canceled every single show that reached one year in existence.
NOW: They're going to ruin this year's kids' choice awards by putting mediocre teen programs, the couple from Twilight and the Jonas brothers band along with more mediocre couples, programs, movies and bands, not to mention irrelevant teen guys as picks to see who's the cutest which turns the KCA2010 into the girls' choice awards 2010.

That's it! I had it with nickelodeon's bullshit! It's becoming worse than Disney! Seriously, what is wrong with these kids these days?! Why would I call this year "kids' choice awards" if nothing in this event even qualifies as KCA material?!

It looks like I have no choice but to get prepared:


20W Mind helmet w/lead shell
200N Exo skeleton
200 layer nano body armor
Double genetics
200W chain saw


25mm 2500J bullets
40mm 12500J shells
25kJ 10m,radius grenades
125kJ 5sub cluster grenades
50kJ 20m,radius missiles
250kJ 5sub cluster missiles
100kJ laser energy
200kJ plasma energy


Hand cannon
Scatter cannon
Machine cannon
Scatter machine cannon
Grenade launcher
Cluster grenade launcher
Grenade machine cannon
Cluster grenade machine cannon
Missile launcher
Cluster missile launcher
Missile machine cannon
Cluster missile machine cannon
Laser rifle (rapid fire)
Laser cannon (charge)
Plasma rifle (rapid fire)
Plasma cannon (charge)

It's time to bring the DooM to this monstrosity once and for all and put everything back in its place.

Posted by Eltro2kneo - February 20th, 2010


It's not the end of the world, the Maya never predicted the end of the world, and the only thing that's going to end is their calender when it reaches 1Piktun ( long count), nothing else. . .

Start rejecting pop culture, forget about Planet-X and Nostradamus and get over it you retards as you're the ones who put tons of bullshit into the Maya's mouth with the planet-X and Nostradamus bullshit that's not even true at all.

Anyways, what I find interesting about the Maya are the numeric system and the Long count.

The numeric system is vigesimal:

0 = 0
1 = .
2 = :
3 = .:
4 = ::
5 = l
6 = .l
7 = :l
8 = .:l
9 = ::l
10 = ll
11 = .ll
12 = :ll
13 = .:ll
14 = ::ll
15 = lll
16 = .lll
17 = :lll
18 = .:lll
19 = ::lll
20 = . 0

And this is how the calender works and how you read it:

1Kin = 1day
1Uinal = 20days (20Kins)
1Tun = 360days (18Uinals)
1Kaktun = 7200days (20Tuns)
1Baktun = 144000days (20Kaktuns)
1Piktun = 1872000days (13Baktuns)

Ex: 13Baktun, 0Kaktun, 0Tun, 0Uinal, 0Kin = 1Piktun, 0Baktun, 0Kaktun, 0Tun, 0Uinal, 0Kin
1Piktun = 5125.36 Gregorian years

: : ll 0 = 9000

This post was made in :ll Baktun, ::lll Kaktun, :lll Tun, : Uinal, l Kin ( (day 1870965) (Feb/20/2010)

Posted by Eltro2kneo - December 23rd, 2009

I got bored so I decided to make a table of measurements of data starting from bits to yottabytes:

bit (b): one digit in binary (2^x)
crumb: 2bits
nybble: 2crumbs
byte (B): 2nybbles
short sentence: 2bytes
long sentence/single line: 2short sentences
double line: 2single lines
paragraph: 2double lines
page: 16paragraphs
sector: 2pages
chapter: 8sectors
plane: 16chapters

2^10-based (1024) bits(b) and bytes(B): 8bits = 1byte
kilo (K): 2^10
mega (M): 2^20
giga (G): 2^30
tera (T): 2^40
peta (P): 2^50
exa (E): 2^60
zetta (Z): 2^70
yotta (Y): 2^80

metric (1000) bits(b) and bytes(B): 8bits = 1byte
kilo (k): 10^3
mega (m): 10^6
giga (g): 10^9
tera (t): 10^12
peta (p): 10^15
exa (e): 10^18
zetta (z): 10^21
yotta (y): 10^24

memory banks:
1bit-memory bank: 2bytes
2bit-memory bank: 4bytes
3bit-memory bank: 8bytes
4bit-memory bank: 16bytes
6bit-memory bank: 64bytes
8bit-memory bank: 256bytes
12bit-memory bank: 4KB
16bit-memory bank: 64KB
24bit-memory bank: 16MB
32bit-memory bank: 4GB
48bit-memory bank: 256TB
64bit-memory bank: 16EB
96bit-memory bank: 64KYB
128bit-memory bank: 256TYB
internet: infinite amounts of data

Binary: 1bit

Quadary: 2bit

Octal: 3bit

Hexadecimal: 4bit

Hexadecimal: 40
Octal: 100

Hexadecimal: 100
Octal: 400

Hexadecimal: 1000

16bit: Hex^4
24bit: Hex^6
32bit: Hex^8
48bit: Hex^12
64bit: Hex^16
96bit: Hex^24
128bit: Hex^32

I even put the computer numeric systems, although quadary doesn't exist.

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