Eltro2kneo's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Life Of A Pacifist...]

Wait, that's it?

What the hell was the object of the game? Or, was it even a game? Because through the entire "game", all I had was story and absolutely NO gameplay.

About the story. There was this cat that didn't like violent games. And through all the places she has been to, she finds herself with sick-minded people who are obsessed with violent games and they can't think of anything positive at all. And if they do, due to their sick brains, they will get bored for no reason and call positive games "bullshit games" without facing the fact that extremely dark and messy environments in a ridiculously violent game looks horrible, unoriginal, awfully generic teaches no good messages and brings nothing positive to culture.

This fits better in the movies rather than in games, so why call it a game if it barely is a game? It's obviously a movie than a game.

Apologies for bashing violent games because there's nothing good to say about them except for their fun gameplay (but not the theme, it still sucks).

In result, this is the worst game ever because it's not even a game.

[Newgrounds Radio Chat]

Awesome

Since the staff didn't had the motivation to open the chat room, it looks like you lost your patience and decided to make the chat room yourself. It was about time someone else had to make the chat room before anyone goes insane.

[Fatal Kombat]

Bland and crappy.

I don't even know where should I start:

The character sprites had shitty 3D graphics with cheesy animation, the controls were stiff, the attack animation nearly had a 2 second delay, not to mention piss poor collision/hit detection and the characters were badly programmed to move and turn.

"Oh, don't walk backwards facing the opponent, then it would make too much sense."

I also forgot to mention about the button combination for the hadoken is really tight. On second thought, who would throw hadokens in a Mortal Kombat parody game? This ain't Street Fighter. The "3D" Pit stage is also shitty, the heads look really big compared to the character sprites.

In summary:

Graphics: 0/2
Game play: 0/2
Challenge: 1/2
Multi player: n/a
Score system: n/a

Overall: 1/6 = 1+1/6 / 10 = Terrible

charlesp2 responds:

Err, this is a Flash game... This ain't commercial games... This was done in 2 days.. And who cares if the heads at the bottom of the pit are larger than the sprite? Jeeez.

[FPS Test]

Not bad

But one thing you don't understand is that in order to make a game a first person shooter, you should be able walk around and shoot in a 3D view. But this game is just a point-n-shoot game, and a really boring one. There IS a difference between FPS and point-n-shoot, in an FPS you can walk around, shoot things and hide behind walls, in a point-n-shoot you only aim at objects in one screen and just shoot. That's the difference between the FPS and point-n-shoot, but the only thing they both have in common is that they're both shooters. No offense.

1337studious responds:

i know this is just a gun test lol dont wory when im done with the real game it will be "3-D" and you will be able to walk around like doom tripple pack

[Cat vs Dog Fighter]

Good, but one problem

The sounds that the cat and the dog do was getting kind of annoying. Maybe the cat was more annoying because of its loud screaming.

[Upgrade Complete!]

SHIT YEAH!!

I won, beat all 20 waves and got all the achievements and upgraded everything! Yeah! This game is awesome for an upgrade game that I would give it 20stars and would vote 10 to describe how cool it is!
10stars and vote5 for the Menu and Game upgrading
10stars and vote5 for the wave levels and item upgrades

20/10 and 10/5 in total.

[Pico Roulette]

"Error: Undefined"

When will the chat room be available? It's been years from now and I wanna know If you'll give any feedback about the chat room.

[Flash-DooM 2D]

One bug to fix

When every time I move, I get through walls and even the sealing, it starts to get really annoying when that happens, and this only happens when the game starts to slow down:

1: I jump, when the game slows down, it double jumps and it goes through the sealing.
2: I walk, when the game slows down, it glitches by getting through walls

You need to fix that.

[Thing-Thing Arena 3]

Awesome

Oh! And for the ones who're getting troubles with the "Tried em all" Achievement, you must use all the weapons in one match including the dual weapons, that's wright, DUAL WEAPONS, they also count in order to get the achievement:
Dual lever Shot gun
Dual beretta
Dual glock 18

I usually use two different shot guns and like to do head shots like a maniac, every time I perform a head shot I yell "BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!".

[The Not-Hentai Quiz]

YAY!!!

No hentai quiz! And I agree with you about hentai, I kept warning everyone about it, but they never listen and they say I'm bull shitting.

Kwing responds:

:D Yeah, I knew this would get high regards.